A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew

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A husband suspects his wife is having an

affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the
husband
just knew when his wife said:

"Honey, I've told you
once, I've told you twice, I've told you
niner thousand times,
negative on the affair ..."

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