A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwif

A woman was cutting her husband's

thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious

qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.

"And more hair than Dad," added their son.