Aardvark jokes

Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard

Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a

motorcycle!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a

firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could
fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a

tail?
A man holding an aardvark.

How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

What do you call a Polish aardvark?
A
Polaark!

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian

companion?
Tanto

I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it growling, it
doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's
what I want to
find out.

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked

through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly

lady answered.
"How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.

"They're L6 each," came the reply.
"Did you raise them yourself?"
inquired the man.
"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5
each."