Answer me this jokes

If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call

it Fed UP?

Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?

Which of the Himalayas is the

shortest?

If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?

Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?

If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?

If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?

Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient time?

If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?