Ant jokes

Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !

What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!

What do you call an ant who lives with your great

uncle ?
Your great-ant !

What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !

What do you call an ant from overseas
?
Impartant

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !

What medicine would you give an ill ant
?
Antibiotics !

What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !

What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants
!