Apple jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None,
because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle
for the
teacher!'

What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !

What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple.

What did the worm want to do when he grew

up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac