Baby jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !

I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl.
So I don't
know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.

How does a baby ghost cry?
"Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo!"

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
?
Infantry !

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys

in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.

Why does a mother carry
her baby?
The baby
can't carry the mother.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
baby
?
A cry for Alp !

Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.

When
they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little

Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's

parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say

about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before
going
to the neighbors.

He said "Now, son... that poor baby
was born without any ears. I want
you to be on your best behavior
and not say one word about his ears or
I am really going to spank

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,

"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm

all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all
polar
bear, and her parents are all polar bear."
Still unsure the
baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I
pure polar
bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. I'm all
polar bear, your
father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear,
and his
parents are all polar bear."

Still not convinced the baby polar
bear goes to his grandparents and
asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I