Banana jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a g
How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
make ?
Slippers !
Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Or
Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn't say banana ?
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
