Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Rasta Barbie ...she's got a
tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and
reggae CD; rolling papers sold
separately

There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in
ratty, old housecoat; comes
with dirty laundry and sink full of
dishes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Funeral
Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky
little
shroud

There is a new Barbie doll on the market

- Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs

cassette

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel

better!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy
Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry
parents and deadbeat boyfriend
sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Easter Island Barbie ...the
famous statue with blonde hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick
with Barbie's head...but Mick's
lips