Bath jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into
the
bath ?
A little bear !

How do you know that there's a monster in your
bath?
You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber
ducks !

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three

times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !

What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath.

Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-room (bathroom).

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone

National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the
clerk.
'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take

the bath by yourself!'

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
is
still dirty?
The bathtub.