Bed jokes
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
How do you know when there is an elephant under
your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the boy take the ruler to
bed?
He
wanted to see how long he slept.
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me
and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?"
I must have left
them in bed !
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog
asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
two feet are added to it.
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told
him to hit the hay.
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
Why did the man take a pencil to
bed ?
To
draw the curtains !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.
When is your mind like a
rumpled bed?
When
it isn't made up yet.
