Bicycle jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a

bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tired.

Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
?
Bicycle petals !

What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle

Why can't an elephant ride a

bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !

Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the
other to kick the
switch.

A math student who used to come to the

university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
"Where
did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a
`thank
you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've
been
tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "Tell us!" "Well",
he
starts, "yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that
she had
passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to
thank me in
person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her
bicycle. But when I had
let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).