Bird jokes

"Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
heads.
"Hmph!"
snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was
on
fire!"

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if
they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get
it?).

What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor.

Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.

A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The
female was
there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I
was worried sick."
"It was such nice day, I decided to walk."

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
take ballet lessons?
"He wanted to be a hentertainer."

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and

Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two
ducks, and two
ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a
row.

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why?

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang
Syne.