Birthday jokes

Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the

typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to

give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
Helen: A nice
teapot.
Mum: But I've got a nice teapot.
Helen: No you haven't.
I've just dropped it.

Did you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in the oven.

Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!

What do you always get
on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

Why did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why was the monster standing on his head at

the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down
cake!

The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
'Excuse me
for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I
pass your
house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that
every
day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of

bread!'
'That's right.'
'Every day you wallop him on the head
with a loaf of bread, and yet
this morning you were hitting him
with a chocolate cake....?'
'Well, today is his birthday!'

Cat: "What did you get him for his

birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair
of pants!"

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday

cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!