Blind jokes

Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see

something ?"
"No".
"Then let's go in front !"

There were those three guys, a
priest, a
doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the
group
before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours.

Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He

was told that they were very courageous firemen who saved the golf

course a couple of years ago from a terrible fire, in which they all
lost
their sight. As a proof of appreciation they were given the
right to
play on the course whenever they wanted. They like that a
lot, but being

Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?

The Birds Eye counter !

Have
you seen stieve wonders house? -niether
did he

Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He
fell in love with a pincushion!

Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each

other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit
and
said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be
a
rabbit."

The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and
said, "You're slimy,
beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a
math teacher."

What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't see to go, the other can't go to
sea.

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a

dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in
his
pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A
passerby
remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the
dog had done.
"Not at all," said the blind man. "I only wanted to
find out which
end to kick."

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing

eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging
the
dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks,
"What are
you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking
around."