Blonde jokes

Q:
How do you know if a blonde has been
sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk
drive.

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair

of water-skis?

A: She's still looking for a lake with a
slope.

Q: What do blondes eat to increase
their
breast size?

A: Silicone chips.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got

pregnant for the second time?

A: She asked her husband if they
needed to get married again.

Q:
What do you call a blonde sky diving
team?

A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.

Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Q: What can save a
dying blonde?

A:
Hair transplants.

Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?

A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link
fences.

Q: Why don't blonde's like
audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.