Brother and sister jokes

How do you know if your little

brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on
whenever he opens his mouth !

Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !

Brother: Which is farther away-

NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can

see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got it
strapped too tight under her
chin!

My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on
her !

Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks

she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't
stop at this floor.

My sister is so dim she thinks that

a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit