Brother and sister jokes

How do you know if your little

brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on
whenever he opens his mouth !

Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !

Brother: Which is farther away-

NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can

see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got it
strapped too tight under her
chin!

My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on
her !

Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!

A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's

guts.'
'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your
sandwiches
again.'

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks

she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't
stop at this floor.

My sister is so dim she thinks that

a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.