Burger jokes

Why were the burgers in the
refrigerator
embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!

Why do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
They're great at the plate!

Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why is President Carter important to

Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he
throws out the first
meatball!

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their

prime!

Why did the pro football player from the

last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to
know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!