Bus jokes
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn't fit through the door.
Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when you are in it.
What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!
Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the
tracks.
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!
Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick
Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm glad I didn't
send you to pick up my birthday cake !
