Cannibal jokes

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the

dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in

our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having?
First
cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Why did
the cannibal eat the tightrope
walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

What happened to the entertainer who did

a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !

Why did the Scottish cannibal
live on a
sugar plantation?
He said ''So that I can feed my lads with
m'lasses!

Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter
instead)!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
peoples
heads?
Because they're headcases !

What happened when the cannibal bit off a

missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!

Why was the
cannibal looking
peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!