Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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School jokes

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
year.
Jaspar: Why was that?
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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