Christmas jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven

reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly
Hills.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they
were looking out their front
window?
"Looks like rein dear"

Who brings the Christmas presents to

police stations?
Santa Clues.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer
now
works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....Comet cleans
sinks!

Why is
Christmas just like a day at the
office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all
the
credit.

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It's in
Decembrrrrr.

"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas

tie?" "He said it was too tight."

What do you get if you deep fry Santa

Claus?
Crisp Cringle.

It was Christmas
eve, and Santa was
really busy making his list and checking it twice, when
there came a
knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do
you want me to
put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and
so he's
slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so he snaps at her,
"Put
them by the front door, and stop bothering me. I'm trying to get

some work done."

He starts back to work, but a few minutes later
an elf barges in.
"Santa, we got all the toys wrapped, what should
we do with them?" Santa
snaps, "Stick 'em in the sleigh! Can't

Why was Santa's little helper

depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.