Computer jokes

Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses "windows".

Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a
laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you some
vitamins.
No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a

computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.

Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a
computer.
My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right
away!
I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.

Why did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

Why do computer teachers never get

sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Who holds up
stagecoaches and steals
laptop computers?
Click Turpin

Who sits on Cinderella's
keyboard?
Buttons.

Why
did the computer act crazy?
It had
a screw loose.