Cow jokes
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
tanning
oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
Q. What does a cow make when the sun
comes
out?
A. A shadow
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
?
A cow that can milk itself !
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
Was it a Jersey cow?
I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !
Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because
they like being amoosed !
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip
cream!
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why don't cows ever have any
money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
