Cowboy jokes

Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a

school ?
The deputy head !

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse's
name is Friday!

What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because
he rode the range.

Q: Why
can't the bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.

Three cowboys
of the world are sitting
around camp talking about how tough they were
and the tales kept
getting bigger and bigger.
The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a
200 pound crocodile and
may it cry like a baby."

The Cowboy
from Brazil shakes his head and says, "I killed a 400 pound
steer
with my bare hands."

The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept
stirring the campfire with
his leg.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because
the horse was too heavy to carry.