Dance jokes

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while
he hurts you.

What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !

Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
cruise?
A. An Ocean "Liner"

What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy
Hop.

Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !

My dance partner dumped me for my best
friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don't know, I never met him.

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very

old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her

class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then
side-step
side-step and turn around."

What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The
quackstep !