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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says,
Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.