Dinosaur jokes

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur

with a pig?
Jurassic pork!

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A
tri-syrup-tops.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.

What's red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What followed the dinosaur ?
It's tail
!

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

What are prehistoric monsters called when
they
sleep ?
A dinosnore !