Dog jokes

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an

Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out
my web site!" The hound
asked
for the address and the dalmation
responded,
"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't
want to become a hot dog.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What game do 18 dogs like to
play during the
summer?

Woofleball

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on
sand
paper?
A. "Rough rough".

Why does the Hound of the
Baskervilles turn
round and round before he lies down for the night?
Because he's the
watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats

anything. Especially fond of children.

Q: What's got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike
Tyson's dog.

What do you
get if you cross a labrador and a
tortoise ?
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and
bring back last
weeks paper !

Two women, who are dog owners,
are arguing
which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he
waits for the
paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper
and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one:
How?
Second one: My dog told me.