E-mail jokes

I've
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the Internet?
Don't be silly, my dog never reads
e-mails!

What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.

I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
computer.
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I tried to push it
through the letterbox.

Why was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.

When do e-mails stop being in black
and
white?
When they are read.

Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils
that
I'm ugly!
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted
to keep it a
secret.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their

e-mails?
Best viscious.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check for bugs in
your system.

What do robots put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their

e-mails?
Beast wishes.