Easter jokes

Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.

How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be
empty.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!

What is the best way to send a letter to the

Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.

What's the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an
air-head!

What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.

How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!