Ethnic jokes

Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
buried for 1000
years?
A: Peat!!!

Q: Have you seen the
polish mine
detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with

your foot.

Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
the counter
but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.

At the Russian War College, the general is a

guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will
focus
on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question,

"Will we have to fight a World War Three?"

"Yes, comrades,
looks like you will," answers the general.

"And who will be our
enemy, Comrade General?" another officer asks.

"The likelihood
is that it will be China."

The class looks alarmed, and finally
one officer asks, "But Comrade
General, we are 150 million people

What did the Eskimo children
sing when
their principal was leaving?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Q: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Q: Have you heard about the new
Iraqi Air
Force exercise program?

A: Each morning you raise your hands
above your head and leave them
there.

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot
the Guy Pushing it

Q:
Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A:
Because they can't spell tobbagan.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the

Eskimo schoolgirl?
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like
this?