Farmer jokes

FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?

GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept

pushing at the door.
FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset
when we rent out her
room.

What did the farmer say when his fat pig

wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than meets the
sty."

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
The
hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig

Latin.

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He
rides piggyback.

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it,
though. Every time he turns a corner, the
tires squeal

Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears.

Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind,
the pig vane keeps pointing toward
the feed trough.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers
what he
sows.

What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !