Firefighter jokes

Q. A fireman had
two sons. What did he
name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb

The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town

had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his
friends and
family started toward their cars.
However, they stopped
because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard
from the
grave.
As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "Don't

worry... it's just the dispatcher toning him out."

Q: What word begins with the letter "F"
and ends
in "UCK"?
A: FIRETRUCK.

Q. What does CHAOS stand
for?
A.
The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

A firefighter died and went to hell where
he finds
a wall of clocks.
After seeing all these clocks on a
wall, with his friends names under
them, he asked the devil, what the
clocks mean?
"That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on
earth, their
clock speeds up one hour." says the devil.
"I
don't see the Chiefs clock anywhere?" the fireman says.
The devil
replied, "Oh him, we have his down in the basement, we're
using it for a
fan."

A fire started on some grassland near a

farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called
to
put the fire out.

The fire proved to be more than the
small town fire department could
handle, so someone suggested that a
rural volunteer fire department be
called. Though there was doubt
that they would be of any assistance, the
call was made.

The
volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck.

They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the

flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically

Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
shop...suddenly
the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and
headed for the
door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know
you were a
fireman!"
Tom replied, "I'm not, but my
girlfriend's husband is..."

During a big fire downtown the firemen
were having a bit of
trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor
with her baby. The fire
fighters instructed her to toss the child out
the window, under which they
had placed a net, but the mother
refused. Things looked grim until a
tall, well-built black man burst
through the crowd and shouted to the
women. He said that he was a
professional football player and that he
could catch the baby safely.
After a few minutes more of reassurances by
the man, the mother
finally let the child drop.
The football player made a breathtaking

When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official

demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a

hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the

foam."
Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled
fire in the
parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the
pin.
The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"
In a
burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the

extinguisher at the blaze.

Q: What is
the first thing off the
truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.