Fishing jokes

What do dirty fish read?
Prawno
Magazines!

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the

fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just
then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm. The
fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry
for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him
up again and poured
a little beer down his throat. Then he went
about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his
pant leg. Looking
down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his
mouth...

What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish
!

Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !

What is a knight's favourite fish?
A
swordfish!

How do you get around fast on the bottom of
the sea?
Skates!

What fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut
butter and jellyfish

Where do you go to meet the
best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing

line?
eFISHancy!