Food jokes

Did
you hear about the two peanuts walking in
the woods?
One was "a-salted."

Q: What do you call a
fake noodle?
A: An
Impasta.

What's a doll's favorite food?
Barbie-Q!

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He
was feeling crummy!

Q: What did one strawberry say to the
other?
A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An
unidentified flying omelet!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not
yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

What vegetable needs a plumber?
A leek.

WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a

nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"
HUSBAND: "No
thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."

Several women were discussing what they should
have for
dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one
suggestion,
"those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But
get two.
They're small."