Ghost jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for

Mother's Day?
A booquet of flowers.

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
into
a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts

Where do baby ghosts go during the
day?
Dayscare centers

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
carnival?
The roller ghosted.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a

ghost?
Bamboo.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What do you call a ghost in a torn

sheet?
A holy terror.

What do you call a ghost with a broken
leg?
Hoblin Goblin.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
ghastly station.

When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
someone screams.