Gorilla jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape

money?
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across a deer eating grass in a
clearing. The gorilla
roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer
replied,
'Oh, you are, Master.'

The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he
came across a zebra drinking at
a water hole. The gorilla roared,
'Who is the king of the jungle?'
and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you
are, Master.'

The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across
an elephant. 'Who
is the king of the jungle?' he roared.

With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on

Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece

of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla.
(griller)!

Why do waiters
like Gorillas better than
flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a
Gorilla in
my soup!'

Why do primates do so
well in show
biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:
They have big fingers.

Why do the Gorillas
like Jimmy
Carter?
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the last analysis she
just couldn't see it!

Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had
little Ape-titude!

Why do apes climb to the tops of
buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!