Halloween jokes

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on

Halloween?
Mash-scara!

Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared
of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What do rednecks do on
Halloween?
Pump-kin!

Who turns the lights off at halloween
?
The light's witch !

Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What kind of protozoa likes

Halloween?
An amoeboo!

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental

hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time
to
get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free
samples
from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out
dozens of
toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year,
although she had
bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came
knocking at her
door.

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for

Halloween?
A: Dead.

How do you get the most apples when bobbing

at Halloween
Wear a snorkel !