Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I'

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Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to

give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
Helen: A nice
teapot.
Mum: But I've got a nice teapot.
Helen: No you haven't.
I've just dropped it.