History jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat
down that someone would give him an oar to
row !

What does the 1286BC incribed on
the
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over
!

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies

quiet?
Egyptian dummies.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was

afraid of the dark?
A knight light

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he

had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got
up earlier and caught the school bus like
everyone else !

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
?
I don't know, I wasn't invited !

What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names
!

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A:
In his sleevies!

What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years

old ?
A year older on his birthday !