Horse jokes

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry

Ice?
He was a sherbet!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of

saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
bad news travels fast!

Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
haywire!

Why was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomino-money!

A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and

asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean
a
pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I
can
get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to
come with
it!"

A man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk
wagon
tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off,
they
move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He

kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half

asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?

Because it got too heavy to carry.

What kind of horse can swim underwater

without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !

You said this horse could
jump as high as a
ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a
fence!