Humor jokes

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did one rock pool say to the other rock

pool? Show me your mussels.

Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because
they'll
melt.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.

He didn't have the guts too

Mad men are given a test to prove they are
getting
normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to
go
out.
They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the
teacher goes to him
and asks why he didn't join others and he says
"let them fight they
forgot I have the keys"

Where did the fortune-teller go on her

vacation?
To Palm Beach.

Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
wrap itself in
toilet paper!

Question: What goes up and never comes
down?
Answer: Up

What do you call a tube with a degree? A
graduated cylinder.

Why are
Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.