Insect jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calories.

One ant was running across an unopened box of

crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to
hurry?"
said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the
dotted
line'".

How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter.

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off

saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any

satin."

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he

stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant ..
Dead Ant"
(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

What did one mosquito say to
another when
they came out of the cinema?
Fancy a bite?

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm
driving."

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one

mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.

How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fly swatter.