Internet jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Internet?
Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Who looks after the EuroDisney
website?
Mick e-mouse.

Who's the chief of the
internet?
E-ronimo!

What goes round the middle of
the
Internet?
The e-quator.

Who is the most popular
wizard on the
Internet?
Har e-potter.

Who writes all his plays on the
Internet?
Will-e. Shakespeare.

What do internet football fans sing?
E we
go E we go, E we go!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

What do you call a fire at the Internet

cafe?
An e-mergency.

What do you call an Internet mystery?
An
e-nigma.