"I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you? "All I can say

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Aviation jokes

"I've never flown before, said the

nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't

you?
"All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left

anyone up there yet!"

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