Journalist jokes

Q: How many editors does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Q: How many publishers does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold
down the
editor.

A weather forecaster took a job in another

part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The

weather didn't agree with me."

Who do you think was sent to cover the
story of the baby lion born in the
zoo? A cub reporter.

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of

the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader
and a toad
?
A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a radio music
presenter
with Match of the Day ?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

An honest weatherman says, "Today's

forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm
wrong."

Q: How many
journalists does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired
government program to bring
light to the people, one to report it as a
diabolical government plot to
deprive the poor of darkness, and one
to win a pulitzer prize for
reporting that Electric Company hired a
lightbulb assassin to break the bulb
in the first place.

What do you get if you cross a sports

reporter with a vegetable ?
A common tater !