King Kong jokes

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what

would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping

pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !

What did King Kong say when he saw the
Statue of
Liberty?
"Are you my mother?"

What is big hairy and can fly ?
King
Kongcorde !

What did the big ape say when he dialed
incorrectly?
"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A messy cage.

What do you get if King Kong sits on

your best friend?
A flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside
down and make a noise like a banana.