Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !

in

Criminal jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burglar
!
Burglar who ?
Burglars don't knock !

You may like these Jokes as well...

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three,
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good bo