Letter jokes
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO
What two letters do you say when you
answer
the phone?
LO
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !
What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.
What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
What letters are not in the alphabet?
The
ones in the mail, of course!
His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them "second class male !"
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Why did the boy jump up and down on
the
letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office
won't send
them.
What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
What 8-letter word has one
letter in
it?
Envelope.
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
What two words have thousands of letters in
them?
Post office.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."
What did the stamp say to the
envelope?
"I've become attached to you."
